For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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