the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
home. puking in laundry basket.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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