careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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