...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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