Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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