You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
