Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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