thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I want her autograph on my taint
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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