I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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