Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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