okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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