It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i now understand why vodka
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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