she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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