I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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