I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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