just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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