I need help removing her.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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