can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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