You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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