are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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