It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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