Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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