i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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