Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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