We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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