just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize