they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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