good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I got inside last night via doggy door
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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