No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize