First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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