hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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