That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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