If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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