Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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im holly from the hills drunk
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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