fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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