i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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