READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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