i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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