It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
