Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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