On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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