Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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