Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Randomize
