I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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