did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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