belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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