he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i will never coherently bang her
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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