I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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