After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
