Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
