He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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