No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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