office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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