How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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