They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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